i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You can't just leave with hair like that
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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