I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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