It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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