evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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