if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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