ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize