People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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