This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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