I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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