Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Randomize