my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Dick very happy bro
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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