He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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