It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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