But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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