Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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