I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
