Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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