I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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