So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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