I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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