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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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