Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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