Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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