if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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