i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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