Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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