I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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