Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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