You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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