its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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