Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Who died my cat blue again?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
