he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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