i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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