is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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