I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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