i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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