I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You took a bar mat shot.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Randomize
