Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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