You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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