that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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