I must be too annoying 4 u.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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