So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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