pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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