Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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