i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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