Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My ass is underappreciated
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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