butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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