god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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