Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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