Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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