did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
