either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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