Why are handjobs necessary in class?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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