it's like iHOP with fire
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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