it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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