i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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