That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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